Instant Relationship All the BenefitsNone of the Drama Downtown 390

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.lodging-manhattan.com/2009/11/11/instant-relationship-all-the-benefitsnone-of-the-drama-downtown-390/)
Here, let's both try something incredibly different.



First off, this is as out of the box for me as it is for you.



I am looking for someone that is extraordinary in every way that wants to live rent free and simultaneously engage in an incredible, amazing relationship that is inspiring, motivating and empowering with a guy that truly has his act together in so many ways and on so many levels. I am seeking a model, actress, artist type (even if you don't aspire to be such professionally). I happen to l like a girl that has style, class, creativity, talent, drive, ambition, inspiration, which is why I gravitate towards this type of girl. When it comes to looks, anyone that denies that physical attraction isn't one of the main keys to a relationship is doing nothing but lying to themselves, or just simply isn't attractive to begin with and doesn't know the difference because they've never dated someone of such a caliber. I don't lie to myself and I am a good looking guy, and as such, I am only interested in dating a girl that is absolutely drop dead gorgeous on the INSIDE as well as the out. If you truly are that type, chances are... this is your story: Here is the basic premise:



Chances are... you have pursued many attempts at a relationship... and you've burned out and tired of drama in your life or relationships. Your stunning looks alone get you more attention and opportunities than you know what to do with, but you are always sought out by those who have no integrity or no depth of character and you end up with one dead end experience after another. You wonder where on earth is a single guy like me, someone that has the all around capacity as a person and possessed the depth of character and range of a human being to be everything you want and need in a significant other. Someone you can truly grow with instead of grow away from. I am that guy, if you are that girl...



Wouldn't you just like to take a breath and have something that works effortlessly without demands, expectations, excuses or issues for once in your life?



So here is a completely different approach to life as we both know it.



I for the life of me, can't find you. You can't find me. I don't run around hitting on every girl playing a numbers game like some idiot at a meat market. That's probably one key reason why we never meet. You'll smile at me and i'll smile at you as we pass in the grocery store, but I rarely if ever approach the girl who innately embodies the tangible aura I gravitate towards. When I do, it always turns out she is in a relationship. :(



So.... you're looking for a new place to live right now and that is how we have come to meet. Maybe you don't live here, maybe you already do... maybe you're someone who wants to move to Hollywood, or is planning on moving to LA or wants to move to LA to chase your wildest dreams because you believe you have the "IT" factor that it takes to actually achieve them and perhaps you want a permanent or maybe even just want a temporary situation without all the demands, expectations, drama or challenges of trying to make a life changing move and avoid all the exorbitant expenses associated with such a monumental change? Perhaps you already live here and are just looking for an instant change in everything in their life. Perhaps you're a foreigner traveling throughout the USA and you just need or want a place to stay for a short while and experience things stress free/hassle free? The possibilities are endless.



Perhaps we might have a mutually desirable instance on our hands and we can test the hands of fate without the expectations or demands typically associated with the dating game that cause them to never take flight.



Me, I am insanely busy, got a lot of things going on in my life as I live out all of my wildest dreams rather than just talking bout them… however when you are doing things on a global level like I am, they require an enormous amount of time and personal sacrifice that leads me to the realities that:



a) don't have the desire to go girlfriend shopping and beside, that's not my style...

b) don't have the time to do all the small things that keep my world running smoothly

c) enjoy the company, reliability and accountability of someone that is a responsible person.



I am no ordinary guy. Actually, I'm young, successful and very talented, outgoing, intelligent, good looking, tall, handsome, all american caucasian guy and have the world in the palm of my hands all things considered.



I am looking for someone that is an extraordinary person. Obviously it starts with someone that is as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside.

Someone with a brain, some house hold skills (likes to cook, keeps her space immaculate), self disciplined, reliable, accountable and has obvious personal and self starting initiatives.



If I could script out what I think would be the perfect situation it would be this:



a) An instantaneous relationship based solely on chemistry. I have the semi hots for you you have the semi hots for me or whatever degree it magnifies itself to.

b) All the benefits of a real relationship, without any of the expectations, demands, wants, needs or worries.- i let you be you, you let me be me

c) It lasts as long as it's mutually beneficial to both parties with out any termination clauses needing to be enforced

d) You get to live for free, no expenses in food, rent, utilities, or basic wants or needs. If you're all that and a bag of chips, i'll definitely spoil you rotten. take you shopping, buy you clothes, hair, nails, spa treatments, etc. you'll have an enormous amount of free time to do whatever you want, whenever you want, because the majority of your money issues of basic life support are all taken care of for you because of me.

e) You find where you want to live or move to or build your career or whatever it is that brings you to LA, be it acting, modeling, singing, or just flat out vacation and you'll have the freedom in time and energy to pursue keeping yourself beautiful and running off to random drop everything now auditions.

f) You help me with the daily things that keep my life running smoothly as if you were my wife, without the burdens or commitments of actually being one. hopefully you'll cook from time to time, keep our place spic and span, run errands, grocery shopping, filing, small stuff that eats away your time to be productive.

g) You treat me with kindness, respect, honor, dignity and integrity

h) It ends when it no longer benefits either one of us or makes the other happy or that we've found other things that permanently satisfy our long term goals.



My free time is just at an absolute premium. Beyond the basics of dating...I have other basic needs in life. I would love to give my free time, energy and gifts of who I am to someone I adore, if I could only find someone to adore.



About me, I've got things that are going on internationally and they take me traveling around the world. Lots of amazing incredible business ventures and expansions going on. If you are a good business person, have sales, marketing, promotion and entrepreneurial skills, you are more than welcome to actually work with me and run a division or two. You might even end up on one of my TV shows if you're really that talented and can fit the part. You can travel with me, when I go on business or when I go for fun. I have a pretty darn good life.



Really, it's a dream situation. I live in a gorgeous place, have impeccable taste, style, savvy, attention to detail and definitely have my shit together. I live in the absolutely heart of downtown Beverly Hills, just a few blocks off of the world famous Rodeo Drive. I am 100% central to everything, you can walk to every agency in town, CAA. WMA, Gersh, you name it. I'm only minutes to the studios, Hollywood and the valley.



If you are going to write me, be serious. This is not some stupid ad posting. It's real, it's serious. Seriously, if you can't write me something of substance, show some depth of character, tell me what motivates you to write to me and what your wish list is. I can not stress this enough, you can't even reach down to this lowest common denominator, you are NOT for me, i don't care how pretty you are, or how good in bed your are or any of those things. You must be someone that is evolved and has a state of consciousness about themselves, aware of themselves as much as they are aware of the world. I will return the same. You must also send me at least two pics. Do not send me a pic that I can't see, make out or some silly headshot. I'm not into bobbleheads. You must be fit, in great shape and love sports or yoga or running or things that keep you in great shape. All of this should be enough to weed out 99% of the people that are just not right for me or this concept. Life is too short for anything less than this. If you got this far, then you actually read this. I can not even begin to tell you how many guys have replied to this ad. Clearly they are idiots who can't read!!! LOL Hope you're a female having a wonderful day and if you're a guy, you are a loser for reading this far! LOL